From a mail sent to me by someone who attended the APMP conference in New Orleans. I think this might take first prize for ‘Most Unintelligible’* text.
Dear ‘Proposal Guys’,
I just returned from the Big EZ, where I hurt after laughing throughout your presentation!
Just ran across this in an Executive Summary – can you believe it? Makes me want to cry…
“We are firm believers in the opportunity that organizations have to leverage technology to help with the challenges that you have defined and has worked with many organizations to help them quickly operationalize systems that can deliver immediate benefits in optimizing customer management. In these engagements, we utilize [our] software to allow our clients to truly optimize their customer contact strategy designs across offers, customers, channels, and time. To execute these strategies, in both real-time and batch environments, we enable strategies that have been designed in our [software] to be deployed within our leading business rules decisioning engine.”
And can someone tell me what a ‘decisioning engine’ is????
Hey Jon. Perhaps we should have contest and solicit entries for this?