A good friend of ours sent us this response to an RFP question (and I could hear her infectious laughter as I read it!) Italics have been added to the question for your enjoyment.

The RFP question:

If your administration office(s) were to be destroyed in a hurricane, where would you relocate, what functions would be resumed in 24 hours, 72 hours, and 1 week?

The response:

(Company name, withheld to protect the embarrassed) would only be mildly inconvenienced if a tornado were to hit the building.